19 January, 2009

Iron Killer


Iron Killer, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Whose keamsine will reign supreme?

steamy keamy


steamy keamy, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Our bloodthirsty killer practices for the upcoming "annual freighter talent show" during his shower.

keamtina's world


keamtina's world, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Today, Keamtina's World remains one of the most well known and loved American paintings.

18 January, 2009

keamime


keamime, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

As Martin Keamy pretends to be trapped in a box, viewers can't help but wonder if Keamy is trapped in the same magic box that Ben always teases Locke about.

The Murderous Case of Martin Keamy

Tells the story of Martin Keamy, a murderer who starts aging backwards with bizarre consequences

08 January, 2009

The weight of the world


The weight of the world, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

A killer takes control.

The future is lonely


The future is lonely, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Keamy gazes into his crystal ball to see if he will be in any scenes in the upcoming season of LOST

Grigori Yefimartich Keamputin

Martin Keamy cleverly disguises himself as a Russian mystic in an attempt to gain control and influence over the Tsar

07 January, 2009

The tiger or the Keamy


The tiger or the Keamy, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

01 January, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy cries when a bunch of people blow horns at a new years celebration. The big baby.

Target Practice


Target Practice, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy and Spencer Pratt enjoy an afternoon of staged shooting for a new MTV show promo. Drama!!!!

Created by Elsa S

Keamy's New Profile Pic


Keamy's New Profile Pic, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Don't even ask him how long it took him to get his hair like that...don't even ask

Created by Elsa S

13 October, 2008

"Just do it, again"


"Just do it, again" , originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy slam dunks a basketball during an important championship game. After the game, he went on to secure several lucrative sponsorships. Go get em tiger!

09 October, 2008

Vice Presidental Debate


Vice Presidental Debate, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

The highly anticipated VP debate shocked viewers when the two candidates took a murderous turn for the worse. In the end however there was no clear winner as Sen Martin Keamy talked in third person and Gov. Martin Keamy did better than anticipated.

The students always take advantage of the subs

01 October, 2008

"goin' for the gold"


"goin' for the gold", originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy brags to his buddy about winning a bunch of medals in some competition held during summer vacation

29 September, 2008

Autumn arrives at last


Autumn arrives at last, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

As Summer fades to Autumn the gentle leaves of the mighty Keamy tree begin to change their hue. Such a celebration of nature has long attracted visitors to the region- many returning annually.

wall street


wall street, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

As the world looked to Martin Keamy to contain the economic crisis, Keamy's political leadership faltered.

27 July, 2008

Summer Vacation

Sorry dear ones,

We're on summer break for a few more days.
Please use this time to relax and de-stress. Life is hard, we know. But don't think for a minute Keamy's Paradise won't do what it takes to keep a lost fan's chin up during the off season. We'll be back soon with post cards and presents from our many travels...and SPOILER ALERT:::: we've got some new movies in the works.

So keep on keamin' on my friends!!!

XOXO

K's P