Martin Keamy's likeness is forever emblazoned on a giant statue that serves as a beacon of hope for all would-be mercenaries.
Showing posts with label Keamy Kulture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keamy Kulture. Show all posts
10 July, 2008
27 June, 2008
The family that Keams together....
Brat Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt and raise three adorable little Keamys as their own. Let's hope they keep Martanicus, Martina, and Marley out of trouble.
24 June, 2008
Ice Keam
In about two years Martin Keamy will become so popular a well known chain of ice cream shops will adapt his image to spice up their classic conehead sundae
23 June, 2008
Mart Rushmore
Martin Keamy's facade has been forever memorialized on the side of a huge f*cking mountain. That's awesome!!!
20 June, 2008
Masters of the Keamyverse
Martin Keamy, in the form of an evil skeletal emperor, becomes angry when someone gives him one of those gag gifts that is a box within a box until there is no real present at all. Can you blame him?
19 June, 2008
Oedipus the Keam
An ancient and dusty text describes a member of the Keamy lineage ignoring the words of an oracle and going on to marry his mother and kill his father. These seeds of fatalism still exist in the bloodline today.
18 June, 2008
Keamy Clan Prove Victorious
Those clever Keamys congratulate one another after winning an average amount of money on "Family Feud."
Martin Keamy, Come On Down!
Martin appears on "The Price Is Right" and becomes overjoyed when he secures a spot in the showcase showdown.
Burger-Keam
Martin Keamy, at one point, loved burgers so much that he thought of himself as a monarch of the those delicious pattys.
16 June, 2008
Keamys Space
We now have a Myspace! Click on the link to friend us so we can have a laugh trading Martin Keamy memories back and forth. Remember when he killed Alex? Whatta hoot!
13 June, 2008
A Vote For Keamy
Martin Keamy's likeness is used to show the inherent problems with the two party system.
12 June, 2008
Cabbage Patch Keamy
Martin Keamy is utterly horrified at the prospect of being a little girl's doll.
11 June, 2008
Just Do It
Martin Keamy knocks his ball out of a nasty bunker while advertising for America's favorite sneaker company.
Keamy Hernandez
Martin Keamy goes undercover as a baseball player as part of an elaborate mercenary mission.
Martin Keamy is invited to the actor's studio
"So Martin, tell me about your role in..... Uganda."(Audience applauses)
The Ultimate Page for the Ultimate Killer
Martin Keamy would not exist as we know him if it wasn't for Kevin Durand. Please take the time to peruse this fan site available in French and English!
08 June, 2008
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