Martin Keamy wears a sneaky disguise while living in the garage of a typical American family for a few months to complete a mercenary mission.
Showing posts with label Keamy in Cinema and TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keamy in Cinema and TV. Show all posts
09 July, 2008
06 July, 2008
Keamy the Barbarian
An ancestor of Martin Keamy's lived in a lawless land where he encountered skulking monsters, evil wizards, deadly traps, and Grace Jones.
28 June, 2008
The Keamy Bunch
Here's the story,
Of a lovely Keamy,
Who was bringing up three very angry girls.
All of them had jaws agape,
Like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.
Here's the story,
Of a man named Keamy,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four angry dudes,
Living together, but they were all alone-.
Till the one day when the Keamy met the Keamy,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a pissed off family.
That's the way we all became the Keamy Bunch,
The Keamy Bunch- the Keamy Bunch
That's the way- we became the Keamy Bunch.
27 June, 2008
The Keam and I
Martin Keamy usurps the kingdom of Siam in order to woo a lovely soprano-voiced governess.
Luck Be a Keamy Tonight
Martin risks his hard-earned mercenary bucks on a game of craps at the world famous Showboat Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Make sure to get some taffy to take home Marty!
26 June, 2008
Oink Oink Says The Keam
Martin Keamy finds himself adopting the guise of a popular pig in order to track down a hit in the big city.
18 June, 2008
Keamy's World
Martin Keamy and his best friend host a weekly cable access TV show in his mom's basement before landing a gig as a mercenary.
14 June, 2008
Village of the Damned
In a small English village, angry, gaping mouthed Keamys of uncertain paternity prove to have frightening powers
Keamy Busters
The Ghostbusters take care to not cross streams as they deal with a gelatinous Martin Keamy.
13 June, 2008
Meesa Kill Alex
On a distant planet called Naboo, there exists a bumbling Gungan who possesses similar facial features to our favorite mercenary.
11 June, 2008
I Dream of Keamy
Originally uploaded by keamysparadise
Martin Keamy is angered by having to grant wishes for an astronaut and his friends.
the discreet charm of martin keamy
Martin Keamy becomes angry when the Oceanic Six fail to serve him a meal
Un Keamy Andalou
In a dream-like sequence, Martin Keamy's eye is slit open--juxtaposed with a similarly shaped cloud obsucuring the moon moving in the same direction as the knife through the eye--to grab the audience's attention. The French phrase "ants in the palms," (which means that someone is "itching" to kill) is shown literally. An apt cinematic scene for our ultimate killer
Moons Over MyKeamy
Martin Keamy, disguised as the moon for an important mission, is angered when a group of French astronauts crash into his eyeball.
Martin Keamy is invited to the actor's studio
"So Martin, tell me about your role in..... Uganda."(Audience applauses)
The Cowardly Keamy
An old photograph shows Martin Keamy traveling to the Emerald City in search of courage- obviously, he succeeded.
08 June, 2008
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